Summer Has Officially Arrived – First Great White Sighting In The Cape

Umm we’re gonna need a bigger boat! I mean holy shit that is one big shark. Bad fish! Not like goin’ down to the pond and chasin’ bluegills or tommycats. This shark…swallow you whole…little sinkin’….little tenderizin….down you go.

Listen anybody who knows anything about me knows I live for Great White sightings. Like it’s not officially summer in New England till a Great White is spotted 5 feet off the beach in the Cape getting ready to eat some motherfuckers. And yes I’d kill to get mauled by a Great White while I’m in Nantucket next week. After all everybody knows rule #1 of the tshirt business is that getting eaten by sharks sells shirts!